Sometimes you need some ‘table scatter‘ to immerse your players in their game. Here’s a pamphlet for the local pizza delivery store: The Pizza Pervert — You’ll Do Anything for a Slice.

Originally created for running the ‘Last Things Last‘ scenario for Delta Green, the Pizza Pervert never fails to catch an eye and get an order during the game. After all, even an undercover clandestine government agent has to eat.

For best results, flip on the short side when printing double-sided.